Is Your Bag Really Necessary?

At last the mysteries of global warming will be unravelled by the acclaimed climatologist Professor Dolby-Blog in a seventy five minute dissertation illustrated by a series of musical asides and dramatic insights.

Assisted by The Carbonettes, the erstwhile unsung work of governments, corporations, and quangos will be delightfully harmonised and deliciously choreographed. Finally, the winners of the The Dolby-Blog Awards will be announced in recognition of the efforts of politicians, supermarkets, and airlines to look cool on this overheating planet.

NB - lucky audience members may be awarded chocolate brownie points for proof of ultra green lifestyle choices.

Written by Henry Lewis whose previous eco warrior hits include The Wind Thing, (wind farms) Joan of Kent, (Channel Tunnel rail link) Sex for the Masses (tabloid press) and many more.