The Hoo-Hah Conspiracy Secret Cabaret

The Rosemary Branch becomes the strange, seedy underworld of The Hoo-Hah Club. Think Shockheaded Peter, think Rocky Horror Show in smaller heels. Think what you like!

It's all the same to Marlene Markova, the club's sexually confused Russian manager (all will be revealed) Tarara - the Hoo-Hah Club's charming Hat Check girl will help you to your seats (and possibly help herself to anything about your person if you're not careful).

Your host for the evening calls himself The Twisted MC (you'll begin to understand why once he's sung you his 'torch' song)... Meanwhile, Jonny Du Bois-a rock poet with veins of pure Jack Daniels-and his band The Hoo-Hah Conspiracy will tell you stories of murder, bullying and advertising executives from their JPF World Music Award Winning debut album Telling Tales (think David Bowie meets Talking Heads!).

Later on Jonny might ask to 'induct' you and the rest of the audience into the conspiracy with a gratifyingly FREE vodka & Hoo-Hah gingerbread man. 'But what of all this' ,you ask, 'Who Are The Hoo-Hah?' ... We Are. You Are. Join Us.